Duthie-ism fix for the day.

A few golden ones from Duthie's recent blog:

"I would sooner be Gino Reda’s back-waxer than be an NHL playoff scheduler."

"Seriously, if there was a night to do the chicken dance on the set in pink tights, this is it. (I’m talking about Milbury of course. He usually only does it in rehearsal.)" - on broadcasting Game six of the Philadelphia and Washington series while EVERYONE was watching Habs Bruins game seven.